Sorry, I’ve been like super MIA lately. But I’m back, I swear. So here’s what I’ve been doing lately:
– jamming to Taylor Swift
– buying half an once of pot with my roommate
– I threw an anti-Valentine’s Day/Lingerie/Lesbian Coke party
-hanging out with hockey players that are too nice (but are really just fuckboys)
-working
– doing college
-hanging out with frats
-getting drunk and dancing on tables
-getting drunk and jamming to T Swift
– doing the last two simultaneously while doing shots
-hanging out with my dog
-arguing with my mom
-arguing with my husband
-arguing with my old roommate
-oh ya I kicked out one of my roommates
-and stole her grass rug
– eating? (I’ll explain later)
Anyway, happy March???
President White Girl 