I finally convinced my roommate to throw a party with me. Well, she was actually pretty pumped at first. I think it was because of all the confetti eggs and margaritas though. I bought a nice size bottle of tequila, I also made her wear bunny ears so there’s that. Also 90% of my snapchat story from last night was of her ass, so there’s that.
xoxoxo
Marriage is sacred only to those who have never been married.
Sorry, I’ve been like super MIA lately. But I’m back, I swear. So here’s what I’ve been doing lately:
– jamming to Taylor Swift
– buying half an once of pot with my roommate
– I threw an anti-Valentine’s Day/Lingerie/Lesbian Coke party
-hanging out with hockey players that are too nice (but are really just fuckboys)
-working
– doing college
-hanging out with frats
-getting drunk and dancing on tables
-getting drunk and jamming to T Swift
– doing the last two simultaneously while doing shots
-hanging out with my dog
-arguing with my mom
-arguing with my husband
-arguing with my old roommate
-oh ya I kicked out one of my roommates
-and stole her grass rug
– eating? (I’ll explain later)
Anyway, happy March???
President White Girl 